Sleep paralysis CAN lead to lucid dreams.

This night was full of dream memories, and full of sleep paralysis. It can be so hard to differ between dreams and reality, but I'm sure I had sleep paralysis anyhow. It wasn't comfortable, had weird feelings nagging my entire body everytime. I tried the "roll out" technique, but then again I can't recall what was real, but I do know that a lot of the sleep paralysis was part of dreams or illusions next to it. So it ended up with me "rolling out", suddenly getting to see my room like a vision just faded in. This was what made me believe, in the dream, that this was definitely finally an astral projection. Everything was in great detail, and looked very real. I could fly or hover above the ground, and I was focused on fun- and playtime. This happens in all of these dreams, however I've never had a dream anything like this, I flew over to the drumset, and I read some of the prints on the outside of some of the things. This was gonna prove it was real later. I didn't have any problem reading it, but now I can't remember what it said, but it was a small number or code. (There are no numbers or anything on my real drumset). Also the entire drumset was a bit misplaced this time too. But I went on, flew into the bathroom and slowly towards the mirror. I didn't know what I was gonna see, but my reflection appeared to be my head or arms and a t-shirt. (I don't wear a t-shirt at nights). At least many parts were invisible. I knew that in astral projection, you can go through the mirror and see what's behind it, and everything. I went through it, and visualized how it would be to drift through glass and then wood. After a bit, I hit something. Suddenly I was harry potter and my glasses had hit something hard so I couldn't go through it. I went out again, to the bathroom, and now I was myself again, and I just used more speed to get through it, and it worked (I didn't have glasses now.. I don't at all.) So, eventually I flew down to the kitchen entrance, and there was my family who couldn't see me. But I could touch things, and I hit the wall with my fingers a bit, and I could see them getting a bit scared. But they continued talking about whatever they were talking about. I also touched my mom's arms just to see if she/they would react. They knew that something was wrong, like a ghost or something, but they went on talking. I was gonna go upstairs again, and I thought about something I've heard, that "on the astral plane you move at the speed of thought". That didn't work, I imagined being upstairs, but I was still downstairs by the kitchen. So I had to go with the limited speed, flying upstairs using the staircase. I didn't pay much attention to this, but the drumset was very misplaced, I think there were even two of them. I went into my room, and thought I'd wake up then. But then I thought "let's jump into my body" and I did, and I remember "waking up" but I can honestly not remember if I really woke up, or if the dream/sleep continued. I have many other vague memories as well, but this was definitely the coolest thing this night. But I'm convinced it was "just" a powerful lucid dream.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DREAMS, skip this post.

I’m going to tell the story about the monkey with a flashlight in a tunnel with boogiemen trying to devour his neck in a jar with half broken pineapples that are about to be repaired by the guy with a hood stuck in his left arm that has a tattoo of a bear with a tail in a man’s beard that has monsters from the abyss feasting upon the cat mammals’ ear gloves in Tibet where there is lots of snakes on a cloud spinning on wheelchair wheels made by a Chinese ferry from Japan born in North Korea where there’s a lot of angry families that will be happy in 3 years which is in the future which is where the Finnish people live, especially 19 year old crazy Finnish future girls in saunas in Helsinki which should be the capital of the tsunami state of Brazil where Ash Ketchup found his first pokemans in a liquid garbage can with lots of nice bird nests on Mc Donald’s BigFat menu that offers expensive meals for astronauts with the opposite of diabetes in their right knees where the future Finnish ninja girls have placed atomic treachery that will do nothing at all unless a moose spins five thousand times in the air before landing which it doesn’t because it spins nine thousand times in space and then it lands and finds a banana peel that was originally smelled by Tom Peter Jackson McHorbiton le vou’ which was a French useless man who only was born so that he could smell the banana peel which he succeeded in on the day where the moon span around 50 times in 10 seconds while shooting lasers at “Wanted” posters so that police men can’t find the thieves unless someone places new “Wanted” posters out there which is the main reason why McHorbiton le vou’ missed the big moon happening and smelled a banana peel instead because the ground was wet from the birds that had poured melted water over the whole world so that the water population increased by forty percent and the birds kept doing it every day so that the water kept increasing by 40 percent every day and then one day the world was filled up with water and someone thought that it would be a not too bad idea to drink it all up so he did but he was put in a cannon and ejected to the moon where he peed it all out and then he went back on the earth just in the moment where the moon span around 50 times in 10 seconds again and started shooting lasers at the Eiffel Tower so McHorbiton le vou’ who was French decided that he would do nothing about it but some other French guy called Le Oui Le Leou Leouinki said that he would bet one French Ouidollar that he could repair it which he did and then he won the Ouidollar and moved to Australia and took pictures of immortal kangaroos with diabetes but then the moon span another 50 times around in even less than 10 seconds and moved the Eiffel Tower on top of the smallest pyramid in the world which was considered a crime by Lord Vader who personally asked the moon to stop shooting lasers and moving towers but he quickly regretted that as the moon called him a sissy girl and Lord Vader had to move to China and learn to eat with eating sticks while sitting on air planes that dance and eject parachutes at innocent villagers who didn’t intend to wear a parachute in the first place according to Obi Wan Kenobi who was familiar with dust rats sneaking into his eye lids and purchasing gold from desperate chairs that once belonged to the southern states of Helsinki where the ninja girls from the future decided that they would eat ice cream until the dust rats stopped purchasing gold which they did but the ninja girls however didn’t stop eating ice cream so the dust rats evolved into bears and came out of Obi Wan Kenobi’s eyelids which he was happy about and the bears ate fruit from tropical islands that were owned by Ziltoid The Omniscient who urged them to make him the ultimate cup of black coffee but he was rejected since the bears didn’t know such trickery and they started shooting lasers at nothing and then a bird said hello to a man who didn’t wear his nipples but the ninja girls from the future in Finland said that they would capture anyone who tried to say “peanut” which was quite many people in this world so the ninja girls gave up on their task and started knitting face palm sweaters instead which would make them rich according to Obi Wan Kenobi who had gotten the laser shooting bears back into his eyelids which he wasn’t too happy about so he asked the man without his nipples on if he could see the bears but then McHorbiton le vou’ sneezed and nothing made sense until the ninja girls from the Finnish future said that everyone would get pie if they liked to eat carpets but no one had ever eaten a carpet and neither had the futuristic ninja girls from Finland done either so they shot lasers at nothing at all just before McHorbiton le vou’ sneezed again which seemed quite unlikely according to the theory of relativity which was invented by Obi Wan Kenobi who had gotten two of the bears out of his eyelids and said that he liked chocolate milk which surprised all the bears in the world and made them gladly hop into both of his eyelids which annoyed him slightly and told Lord Vader that he was a sissy girl that made him do wallruns and ninja backflips before entering sleep mode powered by a Chinese guy from Finland who was invented by his North Korean parents in Japan where you can see the moon that plays bingo with a man who didn’t wear his nipples which is the reason why the best way to eat a carrot is by doing ninja spins until a goat says that it is ok to be a bird from a bird nest without eggs or branches or any kind of deceases that were invented by smart people from the North where they invented other useful stuff like water and stone and sometimes tables with no feet that made the world do backflips that increased the population of both the earth and the alien planet “Zuzkabibiaroona” where it is said that if persons named McHorbiton le vou’ sneeze the world will become pink which it has done a few times before dawn in a space craft where the commander is blue which is not pink and therefore he is an irregular piece of a puzzle that was solved by a monkey with a flashlight in a tunnel on the opposite side of the other tunnel that liked to do ninja spins according to Obi Wan Kenobi who started to get goats in his eyelids too which made a disturbance in the force that made people buy face palm sweaters made by Finnish ninja girls from the future that started to knit socks for people without face palm sweaters on a moped while driving around in circles causing immortality to bears and goats which surely pleased Obi Wan Kenobi who was starting to wonder whether the guy who didn’t wear nipples was a reliable man or not which he concluded that he was so he ate an apple and said that it was nice and then he started eating more apples while the banana peel got super powers and became Super Banana and told the moon to stop eating grass because the cows needed it which the moon accepted and ate a grapefruit instead which pissed off the Balrog of Morgoth who was a friend of Bullfrog of Mormon and they merged into one and started doing ninja wallruns and backflips that caused immortality to everyone by the name McHorbiton le vou’ which increased the “pointless-factor” of his life as he smelled a banana peel that became a super hero again and told a monkey with a flashlight to be a bear which it didn’t do after considering it for thirty minutes which is the reason why a man from China eats with pogo sticks on a nice summer day in New York where a bear had escaped from Obi Wan Kenobi’s eyelids according to him and started running in circles before going back into Obi Wan Kenobi’s eyelids which didn’t please him too much before he said that he liked chocolate milk and he drank juice to fulfill his task forever which is the reason why a guy or a girl even if she’s from the future in Finland is still reading this sentence should start shooting lasers by the time he or she has read this on a moped circling while shooting lasers, the end.