Trying to TRICK myself in my dreams huh?

This morning was full of weird dreams!
In the first one, me and a friend met another friend at a bus stop, and we were gonna watch a movie at her house. We actually concluded we'd watch Funny Games (again), but first we went into a room. There was this little puppy running back and forth, and everytime it turned around or made a new run, it ran really fast without moving.. like in cartoons where you see someone running after each other and when they cross corners, they stand still at one spot while the feet are running, before they can run again! That was so insanely funny for me to watch though, so I started laughing really hard. Fell onto a table from laughing.. can't remember laughing so hard ever since we watched Hot Rod, the scene where he falls in the woods...
I woke up quite cheerfully and fell asleep again later.
Suddenly we were once again preparing for the war in the second lord of the rings movie, somewhere in my town. Me and my friend thought we'd go find a backup knife, in case we'd need it. I found a bread/meat knife, but I can remember it ended up being a... dunno the english word. I put it in my pocket in my shirt, but it fell right through, to the ground... seemed like it was one of those skirts you use when you bake in the kitchen. Anyway, I found a way to solve it, somehow. Next thing I can remember was entering a grocery store, but it was closed. Still, I was in there and I found some tools on the ground. When I went further in, I saw some people from school (really innocent-kind-of people I don't really know). I asked "Did you guys break in here?". Seems like they had. I just gave them the tool I had found, and left the store since there was no one to pay for whatever I was planning to buy.

The next dream was the confusing one. After reading a lot astral projection tips, and after thinking to myself "It's too long since I've had sleep paralysis now...", I had a dream about it.
In the dream: I was lying in my bed, got sleep paralysis, and went out of my bed with my astral body, which felt 100% like my real one. I couldn't see anything, but started picking up papers from my desk and put them on the floor, moving objects around to see if it made any difference when I opened my physical eyes in my bed. Everytime I woke up, I got into a new paralysis, and once again went out of my body. The second time, I put the CD-player onto the bed. And none of it had happened when I woke up in the dream. After several more times, I started walking around in my room, and now I could see even my eyes were closed. This was an interesting feeling, even it was just a dream. I went into my sister's bedroom (she doesn't live at home, and wasn't there either) and tried to look where things were positioned. I saw some kind of statue-pot.. big thing on the floor there. However, when I woke up (yes, it's all in the dream) and went there, it wasn't there, but there was something slightly similar positioned somewhere else. After a lot of such things and thoughts, I was once again walking in my room, out of body and my dad entered the room. He couldn't see me and started talking. So I opened my eyes, and woke up and heard him say something really unimportant about a beef he and mom had eaten last night with a friend or something... I didn't go back to sleep paralysis in the dream after that, and I can only remember REALLY waking up, realizing it was all just a dream. None of the things I had seen in the dream were real, and I had skipped tons of details, even though some parts of the dream was very real feeling. And that's pretty much it for today!