Ringzombies, mario, BFME and SP

Yesterday we watched Scary Movie 3, which was a parody of The Ring. It wasn't scary, and neither was the dream:

Everybody was supposed to beware of this crazy girl from The Ring (I haven't seen the movie, don't intend to). So she, or something like her, or just... something "dangerous" came home. Me and my friend were at home and we saw her go into the laundry room, which is right next to our entrance door. So I grabbed the door, once she or... IT was inside (I can't remember how it looked like, but it was more like a zombie), and held it back, so that it couldn't come out. It was strong though, but I was able to pull the door back until my friend came back. The zombiething's weakness was underwear. Yup. I told my friend to wrap underwear around his hands, and so did I, I guess. We beat the zombie with baseball bats and such, and it was pretty easy. It was immortal and all, but it worked, especially since it was afraid of underwear (boxers and such). We didn't get hurt, so I said "be right back" and went upstairs and found the most colorful T-shirt and put it on top of the one I was already wearing. This would increase the effect. The zombieringgirl didn't like this, and we kept hitting it with baseball bats. Later in the dream, my sister's boyfriend came towards our house. My sister was at home too. He said "Hey:D", and I said "beware of the zombie ^^" and hit it so hard that it flew over our flowerbed, which is quite far. I can't remember the transition, but suddenly my sister's boyfriend (Martin) was a zombie, and we were beating him with the baseball bats. She was a bit skeptical to that, but I said he wouldn't get hurt. Really, he's a great guy, and we knew he wouldn't get hurt, and wouldn't remain a zombie forever. Was kind of temporary!

Later this morning after falling asleep again, there was a quick dream about a Super Mario game, which my friend played. I have never seen any of those places, and they don't exist in the game or anywhere else, but still they seemed like I knew about them. I said "Aaa! That place is extremely annoying!" when I saw him jump out in a place with just lots of water, and picking up items.

After that, I dreamt that me and the same friend were playing The Battle For Middle Earth. We've used to play that a lot together. Somehow, we could control the same people at the same time. So we went to the enemy base real early and destroyed a building that created orcs really fast with just two troops. When we destroyed the building, there were almost no soldiers (archers) left, but we were happy just to have taken down that building. They were killed by towers that shot flaming arrows. Then suddenly, we noticed that we lost the whole game! It seemed that we had forgotten completely to pay attention to our own base, and it was destroyed without us noticing. Hmpf...!

Later when I was just lying down awake for a while, I noticed that I couldn't move. I thought "Finally, sleep paralysis, after so long :)". But I was in an uncomfortable position. My head was lying on both of my palms, and I felt a weird, uncomfy feeling in my shoulders area. Still, once I noticed that I was in sleep paralysis, the frequency went insane as usual, and I felt weird movement in my body. It was very long time since last time though, and I wasn't prepared, and was feeling uncomfortable, so I tried a bit to get free, but I also tried to remain unmoving, in case something exciting happened. When I opened my eyes, I just saw what I'd usually see, and after all I decided to try to get free. It was real heavy, but I managed to tip over a bit so that it was more comfortable, and then I just waited until it let go.

Shopping!

This morning I dreamt that me and my friend were shopping in a grocery store. We spent a good while just looking around for candy. I picked a few things I wanted, and was considering buying one more thing, but he said it wouldn't be necessary or something. He was buying stuff for over 1500 KR (270 dollars, or 180 euros) but I never saw what he bought in the dream. After a long and detailed search and estimation we went and paid for it. I paid with a 20 KR. The woman behind the cash register was one of our neighbors that we know. Also my friend's mother (who is also our neighbor) was suddenly around, and she asked the other neighbor if "someone" (I dunno who, but a it was a man) was still alive, which he was. There the dream ended, and I woke up thinking "what was the point with all that shopping when I didn't get to eat it..?! FOR NOTHING!!!"

Some shooting game.

This night was a mixture between dreaming that I was playing a game, and being in the game. That's very common for me though. So, there was different teams with their own color. At first it was more like a game that I tried, with respawning and all. It was a very confusing game, with weird weapons that you picked up and dropped and such. Later it became more like it was real, and I was much more stressed to survive. There were very big troops against us, and I can't remember this place in detail, or what happened. Later in the dream though, I was fighting some fat guy in a room. We were both empty for ammunition, and I had to resort to tossing my guns at him and hitting him and such. It was kind of slow motion, as usual in these fights, and very detailed attacks. As most others of these typical fights I have in dreams, he was really just knocked down and I couldn't completely defeat him. I can remember parts where I respawned to another team and such. But in the end of the dream I can remember that me and a girl from around here was playing the game. This was where the mixture of gaming and reality was. We were in a stone building, hiding, and shooting at the massive army outside that we were fighting. At some point, it was only her playing. But it was like being in the game. Then her phone called, it was her mom and she asked me to pick it up and hold it so that she could speak while shooting. She paused the game for a bit. But we were still there as if it wasn't in a game. After that we were both shooting out the door. We had very small chances of surviving. We went for cover again, and I started thinking that I would really like a big hug in case we'd die. I tried to tell her that, in the middle of the shooting, but it was apparently not the time for a hug, as we saw that really big numbers of enemies were shooting at us. I found some weird, small but long gun on the floor and hit some of them with it. I went from the right side of the door to the left, shooting one or two enemies, but thinking that I was getting hit in the legs. Didn't feel anything though, so from there it went back into a more gamish thing, and I had a HP bar instead of being actually hurt. Can't remember any further clear details. But I really wanted that hug...!

Hippogriffs!

A few nights ago, I dreamt that my sister had hippogriffs. We weren't at home, but I can remember parts of how the places looked like. Anyway, we were supposed to go to Folkestad (a place across the ocean in our hometown. In reality, there goes a ferry between) and we were gonna play cards, on the ice. There wasn't ice as far as I know though. We were planning to fly over with the hippogriffs, but for some reason we took a bus. The bus trip was quite detailed, I remember some place that we crossed. She was in the other end of the bus, and told me when we were there. At the end of the bustrip, we went out when we were at some cold winterplace at the roadside. From there we went up some hill and without entering a building really, there was kind of a hatch on a wall there, where people served ready dinner for everyone. For free! I was kinda curious what they would give me, but I can only remember that we now were inside a building, eating. I thought that this place would be a really easy way to get dinner for free. I can't remember much more of the dream, but we never went playing cards. There was definitely more about the hippogriffs though, before we went to this place, but I can't remember exactly what it was!

Sleep paralysis

Some nights ago, when I was sleeping on a mattress on the floor (my sister was at home, and she got to sleep in my insanely comfortable bed:) ). In the morning, after waking up, I started thinking OR consciously dreaming about someone sinking in ice. Well that's kinda unlikely... anyway, there was Legolas who fell down through the ice, went insane and shot arrows up, and I started figuring out what the fellowship could bother doing to get him up, but I wasn't putting much effort in it... Then it occured to me that I might finally get sleep paralysis, and I did. Boing! So I knew the guitar was right next to me. So I think the second time this happened (sleep paralysis happened two times in a row, sort of) I managed to move my hand over to the strings and play some open strings. That was weird, I thought it would be harder to move anything physical in sleep paralysis. Lately, I've mostly tried to move my astral body, instead of the physical body, and it has worked a few times. But lately, I've just had DREAMS that I'm wandering out of body around the house...!

Random, nothing special, friend's birthday.

Yesterday night I simply dreamt that one of my friend had a birthday party. He didn't live where he DOES live, really. So I biked up some roads to a house I didn't know, looked for the entrance and found them all eating something, even people who wouldn't normally in his birthday party. So I sat down and, the end.

I'm just gonna try to write down all dreams, even the short dreams like this.

Broken glass bottles and stuff!

2 days ago, in a dream:

I was waiting for my friend, after school. We were gonna walk home as usual. The surroundings weren't the usual though. While he was getting his backpack, I went into some room from the outside of the building. There were many people, not doing anything special, but when I said something... just something, I don't remember, the guy in the back row, started yelling something, over and over again, insanely... like SOMETHING violent against me, I honestly can't remember what it was. But he wanted the others to hurt or... CATCH me in some way, for what I had said. I know who the guy is, and he's never been violent, he's just kind of badass! So I remember saying something like "hah what are you honestly gonna do to me?:)" in a sarcastic-doubting way, finding it silly or ridiculous to beat me up or something.
The next thing I remember was crossing the road outside, without my friend, and then I was sitting down on a small bench or just a randomly placed unclear seat somewhere near. The guy who had been shouting like a maniac broke glass bottles on my head. Many times! And he poked me with the remainings afterwards, making wounds and all kinds of. I then later went home, all beaten up, and there me and some friends were planning to play instruments or something. I can only remember that I half expected them to feel a bit sorry for me, but that's pretty much what I can remember.

Okaaaaaay, wait what?

Less than 30 minutes ago, when I was waking up this morning, I had an experience that definitely has gotta be one of the strangest conscious experiences so far...
First I was dreaming something else, something normal... then suddenly the dream changed. I'll explain the dream and the story first, then I'll explain the experience.
There was a man in his apartment or something. And he had a puppy dog and probably a mother or father dog. At the same time I was told or... I just dreamed at the same time something with a chicken cage, and about catching chickens, or trapping them. Then the whole thing changed in a way, and the dream got a slightly new perspective. Now I was watching it as a video on youtube, where "a riduclous man had tried to tell his dog in the middle of the night about those chickens, by going around and barking outside the house on all his fours."

Here's what happened. Suddenly I was wide awake, lying in my bed, watching across the room. At the same time I guess there was sleep paralysis, but I didn't try to move since I just assumed it was there. So there was insane wild high pitched noises in my head going around, and a really strange, strange sound. It's very hard to describe that sound, but I definitely heard it. It was like... the sound of a train passing by in very bad quality, and you are right next to the sound source, so there was just noise really... this noise felt as it came from my stomach, and there was also a strange feeling from my stomach. Probably because: At the same time as all this happened, I was suddenly the puppy dog, barking loud at my dog mother. I tried to tell her that catching chickens was bad, or whatever it was I tried to tell her. I just know that it had something to do with chickens and catching. I could see the dream and I could see across the room at the same time, and it felt like this whole thing was forced upon me. It just happened out of the blue. I never really panicked, I've had one or two similar experiences before, so I just told myself to stay calm and let the thing play out.

Trying to TRICK myself in my dreams huh?

This morning was full of weird dreams!
In the first one, me and a friend met another friend at a bus stop, and we were gonna watch a movie at her house. We actually concluded we'd watch Funny Games (again), but first we went into a room. There was this little puppy running back and forth, and everytime it turned around or made a new run, it ran really fast without moving.. like in cartoons where you see someone running after each other and when they cross corners, they stand still at one spot while the feet are running, before they can run again! That was so insanely funny for me to watch though, so I started laughing really hard. Fell onto a table from laughing.. can't remember laughing so hard ever since we watched Hot Rod, the scene where he falls in the woods...
I woke up quite cheerfully and fell asleep again later.
Suddenly we were once again preparing for the war in the second lord of the rings movie, somewhere in my town. Me and my friend thought we'd go find a backup knife, in case we'd need it. I found a bread/meat knife, but I can remember it ended up being a... dunno the english word. I put it in my pocket in my shirt, but it fell right through, to the ground... seemed like it was one of those skirts you use when you bake in the kitchen. Anyway, I found a way to solve it, somehow. Next thing I can remember was entering a grocery store, but it was closed. Still, I was in there and I found some tools on the ground. When I went further in, I saw some people from school (really innocent-kind-of people I don't really know). I asked "Did you guys break in here?". Seems like they had. I just gave them the tool I had found, and left the store since there was no one to pay for whatever I was planning to buy.

The next dream was the confusing one. After reading a lot astral projection tips, and after thinking to myself "It's too long since I've had sleep paralysis now...", I had a dream about it.
In the dream: I was lying in my bed, got sleep paralysis, and went out of my bed with my astral body, which felt 100% like my real one. I couldn't see anything, but started picking up papers from my desk and put them on the floor, moving objects around to see if it made any difference when I opened my physical eyes in my bed. Everytime I woke up, I got into a new paralysis, and once again went out of my body. The second time, I put the CD-player onto the bed. And none of it had happened when I woke up in the dream. After several more times, I started walking around in my room, and now I could see even my eyes were closed. This was an interesting feeling, even it was just a dream. I went into my sister's bedroom (she doesn't live at home, and wasn't there either) and tried to look where things were positioned. I saw some kind of statue-pot.. big thing on the floor there. However, when I woke up (yes, it's all in the dream) and went there, it wasn't there, but there was something slightly similar positioned somewhere else. After a lot of such things and thoughts, I was once again walking in my room, out of body and my dad entered the room. He couldn't see me and started talking. So I opened my eyes, and woke up and heard him say something really unimportant about a beef he and mom had eaten last night with a friend or something... I didn't go back to sleep paralysis in the dream after that, and I can only remember REALLY waking up, realizing it was all just a dream. None of the things I had seen in the dream were real, and I had skipped tons of details, even though some parts of the dream was very real feeling. And that's pretty much it for today!