Car game + goat girl.

Unfortunately, I've had many dreams lately that I haven't written down, and thereby forgotten, at least temporarily. These are some of the memories from this night though.
I was playing some car game, kind of like Need for Speed. Anyway, I decided that I wanted to turn on my webcamera and film me playing the game while acting in a certain, silly way. I wanted to make a sketch out of it where I drove in the wrong lane, pretending I didn't know.
Next thing I know, I was with one of my friends, and we were watching a video about a weird girl that had a goat attached to her back. It seemed like the goat had been there since birth, she was just.. a goat girl. Hers and the goat's backs were grown together in a way, and on top of it all she was a world champion in skiing it seemed. Though I didn't see her skiing, but she was sliding on her back on some thin wire, and the wire went between hers and the goat's back so that they kept balance. I have no idea where I got that idea..!

Lucid dreams?!

This morning I fell back to sleep to a dream where I was at a CD shop. I did the normal search, starting at A, discovering their lack of good CDs. After a while of looking, I found what seemed to be an Opeth concert dvd. But the title didn't make sense at all. The front said "Oh God, why didn't - (and then it said something about "serenity painted death" which is a song)". I looked at the back of the DVD and there were 3 tracks, and they one or two tracks were names that were never released, and the last track seemed to be a a jam session between the bassist and one of the guitarist. I noticed a poster saying (2 for 99,-) or something, so I went to ask a guy (turned out to be one of my teachers) if it counted for this DVD too. He just babbled something about cinderella, so I went back and gave another doubtful look at the DVD. But since the name of the DVD was so unclear the first time, it had changed name the second time. So when I discovered that it had changed the name a bit, I shouted aloud "I'M LUCID! :D", but faded quickly from the dream, and woke up.
I fell asleep a bit afterwards again though, and returned to the same CD shop, probably in a lucid mindset. I found another Opeth DVD concert, and the title said something like "Why can't Melinda- something.." (Face of Melinda is a song), and once again the same thing repeated, and I shouted "I'M LUCID!!!!" and this time I didn't wake up. I took a look around, and things were more vivid and real time than usual. I made a big run from the window and at the same time I heard a speaker voice, like the ones that tell stories to movies, saying "bla bla bla he had a wife and 2 kids" and obviously he was talking about me, and it seemed to make sense in the dream in some way. I expected to jump through the window without breaking anything, but the glass broke and I still had the DVD in my hands. People looked strangely at me, and I was confused, thought I'd go back and explain.
Seems like I'm getting somewhere though!

Test exam jack sparrow madness

I dreamt that I was a mixture of Jack Sparrow and Auron (from final fantasy) I think. I also had a weird right arm in a part of the dream. I was outside a school I was in 2 years ago, and I had some exam or some kind of test exam, in norwegian. The tasks were really stupid as always, and we were supposed to write articles with lots of opinion-crap and stuff. One of the tasks was "What is blue?" and same with the color purple. I remember spending lots of time deciding what task to do, and I had many breaks where I went outside. I had telekinetic or energetic powers and I had control of a lotta things. I remember being in a phonebooth outside with someone, and pulling the phone towards me, and I had a big green egg-like thing outside somewhere, and I pointed at it and told it to stay invisible for 7 hours (the time remaining of the test exam). There were also some scenes where I could pull the blankets and stuff from outside, using superpowers. When I got in I can just remember small details like spending lotsa time looking at the tasks for hours, and our teacher played some blues stuff on guitar. I woke up later from that dream in the same exam-mind set, and thought "gwah, what a wasted effort, I'm done with school this year!!"

Weird telephone conversation + crazy machine.

I can remember me and my friend being downstairs and I got a phonecall. It was like a silly prank call, like some bully or something, but they never said anything. Instead, it appeared that he had tricked me into a phone conversation with my friend who stood next to me. That made us laugh, I especially remember my laughter there, but he (the caller) could still hear us.
Afterwards I noticed that the number of the one who called was stored on my phone, and I asked my dad to find out who it was, several times, but he never did it, and neither did I... I kinda had some suspects though..

Well, next part of the dream my computer seemed to have gotten some sort of virus for some reason. It had turned the operative system to Windows 98, and was moving the mouse around. It also opened random black windows in the background and started typing things in weird unknown signs. I thought the virus might automatically be typing some stuff to mess up my computer even more, and I started typing things in the middle of the cryptic sentence it was writing. I was writing silly things like "lololololll :D:D:D" and such, just to interrupt the process it seemed to be doing. I also turned the computer on and off a couple of times, without any effect. In the end I thought, oh well, I've ordered Windows 7, I can format the computer and get rid of it when it comes in a few days.

New planet + same movie again!

This dream was wonderful, because it's a long time since I've made up places like this. I was doing missions or tasks for some guy, was nothing bad, and we (me and I don't remember who else) had to take an elevator to get to him. I remember being on another planet, looking a lot like earth here, but there were hundreds of planets (or I guess I could call them moons!) in the sky, far far away. In addition to that, there was this extremely, extremely huge thing that reminded of a death star like in star wars, but it was black, and had lots of openings and ports, windows, and it was a thousand times bigger. It covered almost one whole sky direction, and still, it was very far away, maybe not as far as the other planets, but it was in space for sure...! I really liked it there on that planet, it seemed like a wonderplace where I'd never been, and I'd like to stay there and explore and stuff. When I got somewhere on the streets, like in a city, I eventually found the man I was cooperating with, or whatever it was. He started telling something about the planet, and I can remember that he said that there was much less water (and much less need for water as well I guess), and it was more convenient and healthy and all, I think. He also said that the earth (where we live, yup) had more than 80 or 90 % water (which is incorrect, but it was correct in my dream!) in an amazed way, sounding like it was a bit more than necessary really. The guy had an earlier history with earth I think, but kept at the planet he was at now. I don't remember what else we did there, if anything, but in the end of that dream, I think my mom or someone else said that we had to go, and I just had to look at the sky a tiny bit more before we took the elevator down again. Nice!

The next dream, me and another girl from the class were watching that movie I don't wanna watch (Paranormal Activity... honestly, I haven't even seen anything of it, and I never give it any thought at all!), or we had just barely started watching it. We were watching it on a laptop, on my room, and I was kinda skeptical to the whole thing. Somewhere in that movie, someone was lying down and an eye replaced their tongue in a weird way, and kept coming out now and then... The dream changed though, and it happened to her instead, and I wasn't sure what to do, so I just told her to lie there a bit and it would probably go over... like if she just waited a bit, and I think it helped. Somewhere else in the dream, I don't remember if it was before or after, I think she went to the bathroom, and I had paused the movie, still quite early in the movie. I just had a really bad feeling about it, and when she came back I asked if it would be too bad or annoying if we watched another movie... some nice, happy movie instead, even it had passed like 12 or 1 o clock. She agreed though, and end of dream. Stupid movie. Never gonna watch it anyway! Gave me another one of those bad feelings when I woke up quite early (5:30) but I went back to sleep. Might be I dreamt the planet thing after that dream!

Long, cool dream!

The first thing I can remember from the dream was going around in my town with a good friend talking, there was some event in the town it seemed. After a while I found myself in a store on the second floor somewhere, alone, looking in shelves or at random items. In my hand I had a rake and some bags I think. I had something eatable too. A guy I know entered the store and asked if he could get some of it, and I gave him the whole thing, so I didn't have to bother disposing of it afterwards! I went out of the store, out on a big terrace of some sort and put my backpack there, but hesitated and went into the store again. I thought for a bit, and realized I didn't have anything more to do in there. I walked out, down the stairs of the terrace, down to probably some woods, and eventually reached some streets. I was then Aragorn from Lord of the rings, and I had a sword, knife, bow, a mini bow, arrows and maybe some more. I always carried the bow, but mainly.. the rake, yes. I still had the rake. I had to walk past 3 random girls in front of me cause they were walking too slow, and they thought I was handsome or interesting with all those things. I went further, down some wood and I was being careful, looking for orcs. Then in the distance, where there wasn't wood anymore, but open snow landscape, there was an orc with a bow, preparing to shoot at me. I started sorting my weapons, trying to find the big bow, but I could only see the small bow, and everything was a bit unorganized. Suddenly the orc wasn't an orc, but a girl from my class, and she shot an arrow. I was kinda carelessly just thinking of my own bow, and reckoned she would miss by miles. Then I noticed the arrow was actually pretty accurately coming right towards me. Towards my croch. Oh shit. Afterwards, I was pretty worried if it had actually hurt some valuable parts down there, and I couldn't walk properly because I dunno. It didn't feel like it had hit. But it had definitely gone through my winter pants. I seemed to be wearing those suits one wears as a kid, in the winter snow. Then suddenly, the place turned out to be the big area where my friend lives, and my old class or something, was there sitting in the snow. I explained to my friend(s) how close that arrow had been, showed them the whole where it had pierced, and I said I was just gonna check if it had hit something. Turned out I was lucky, and nothing had been hit! Whew!
Then we were gonna watch a movie, still out there in the snow, and we were gonna watch Lord of the rings, yay!! (honestly, where do I get all the Lord of the rings stuff from?!)
But turned out it wasn't Lord of the rings, but some animated stick version of a Harry Potter movie never even made... In the movie, they went over a bridge leading to the castle, but there was a hole in it, and Ron and "Ellie"... yes Hermione was called Ellie (their names were printed over their heads, always) kept falling down the hole, or walked upside down below the bridge. Then they discovered a gate under the bridge which led into a version of a secret chamber, with lots of valuable stuff + presents. They were celebrating, and suddenly they were in the castle, and the movie wasn't animated sticks anymore, but like a real movie, and some random stuff about them and planning to do something about those presents. The end.

First nightmare in months!

Uhm, I've had a bunch of dreams that I should have written down probably, but I've been too lazy.
Anyway, I just had the first friggin nightmare in many months, friday!
The dream started out ok, and funny in a way. It was like GTA, the game, and I was merged into it. It was evening, in a dark street and I went out from a shelter or something on a bike, and biked down a small alley in the ditch next to the house that led to a fence that I squeezed through. The street was really dark and depopulated and had a slight sense of scariness to it. As I biked on, on some long street I eventually realized there were these mooses going around, and I wasn't sure whether I'd better get far away, or just keep a safe distance. Cause there was something dangerous about the whole thing. Anyway, two mooses ran towards each other, a long distance between them. They kept running, and crashed into each other and I guess they both fainted, and made a road block.

Next thing I know, in a new dream, but same area, I was unwillingly watching the trailer for the movie Paranormal Activity, which I haven't seen or anything. I've heard the movie is supposed to be scary, so I'm probably not gonna watch it. Anyway, once again I kinda merged into the trailer which became the movie.
So I (a girl) was sitting in the kitchen with a family, eating or something. I knew this was the movie, and I was afraid of watching it. I heard some loud sounds from the stairs and the sister came down. I knew there was something wrong or evil about her for some reason, and her head was invisible, showing sometimes. Then after sitting there a bit, in evilness or whatever it was, she managed to.. uhum, kiss the mother, who then became infected and so on. It all resulted in me (still a girl) running out of the house since the people there was being taken over or whatever it was. I grabbed one of my shoes in my hand and put my cellphone in it... Then I ran across the long street and after crossing some turns I realized that I was running straight towards the house where I fleed from, as if some reverse of the street had happened. I ran further away from the house this time, and don't remember much more. At some point now, I woke up in real life, but kept on dreaming.. I don't remember if I dreamt this before or after I woke up though, but I dreamt that I was in the kitchen waiting for my friend, and we were gonna go to the cinema and watch a scary movie (not the same). I told him or I was going to tell him I had seen the half of Paranormal Activity in a laughy way.
Next thing I remember was, when I was awake in real. I was still dreaming, it was some mixture. Then, in an uncomfortable sleep paralysis, I dreamt that I was standing in that dark street again, and the evil sister and maybe someone else had caught up with me. She looked at me, and I found out that we both had watches on our hands. This is the weird and scary part. I somehow got to know that her watch was always 20 seconds later than mine. And we both knew it, and she knew that I knew it. So, while smiling in an evil way that told me that I had lost, or was going to lose now, she pressed a button on her own watch that stopped her time. That meant that my watch would still be going and eventually (within 20 seconds) would reach her exact time, and that was when whatever bad was gonna happen, would happen. At the same time, she kept repeating "tune up, tune up" whatever that means. My clock kept ticking closer towards her time, and she was just waiting for it, saying "tune up", and I was struggling to get out of sleep paralysis, because I was awake at the same time also. It was extremely heavy, but eventually snapped out of it, 06:30 in the morning, and kept myself tensioned awake. I DON'T understand why "tune up"...

I've had some other dreams too, but I've forgot em now.

Friend drumming + washing toilets!

I probably dreamt even more than this, but I can clearly remember a dream where one of my friends were playing drums on a concert. It was old Opeth songs (and he has nothing to do with Opeth haha, but... I do) and he wasn't usually playing drums. It was all taking place in the church too. I was the one helping or instructing him, sort of. I stood or sat somewhere infront of the drum kit and pointed at cymbals and was amazed by his good job!

Great! Now I remember the other dreams too.

Me and... many, many other people were in a house or a factory or something. We were under the power of some evil or bad guy, and he threatened to... something bad if... we didn't clean his toilets. He had like hundreds of toilets, and every once in a while, while we were working with something else probably, he rang a bell or gave a signal that we had to wash his toilets. Everyone ran around in panic trying to find a toilet to wash, because if you didn't, you'd get punished. Later in the dream, me and another guy who seemed very hardcore got a task. We were gonna make some kind of cake or something. Seriously, here's what we had to do. We went downstairs with lots of ingredients. The ingredients seemed to consist of big lumps or chunks, or whatever it was, of something weird. We went into the bathroom, and the hardcore guy who was screaming all the time because he felt he had an important job to do, ripped off small bits of the weird lumps and threw them into the toilet. It seemed to make sense in some distant way... I don't remember what happened after he had put all the ingredients from the weird stuff I can't remember what really was, into the toilet, which would eventually make a cake.
Later in that dream, I was walking around in the streets, probably with some friends, but that feeling of being under the pressure of that dark master with his toilets was still there. I actually think I woke up a few times after the first dream, had that feeling, and went back to sleep and continued the dream in another way. The rest is very unclear, but I think part of it took place in some factory or business where I took control myself. Too unclear. Was fun though!

Dreams + SP + weird bunny apocalypse.

The first part of this morning I dreamt that I was on some sort of concert. It seemed kinda unserious for quite a while. Lots of people I know was there, and such. After some unclear stuff, I remember a boy with a big piano, (a little boy, and he wasn't on the stage. He was below, facing the stage) and he was extremely, extremely good, playing perfectly, and took big octaves with his small hands. I don't remember much more of that dream, but it might have been a part of another dream, where we also started out in a concert hall. It was like a school where we lived at, or something like that. There was some competition or show, and I can remember that me and another guy (older than me, but can't remember who.. probably no one I knew) were standing on some first stage thing in the air in a huge room. We were gonna jump up a long way to another stage thing. It was like a floor floating in air, and we were competing with someone else. We seemed to be able to jump a lot higher than usual, several meters. That went fine for a long time, until the last stage. It was ridiculously high up, and we could just touch it with our fingertips on our highest jump, and no one else made it either. But then the guy I was working with, took some blue thing out of his pocket. I recognized it, it was something I had seen before, but I really haven't. If you stepped on it, and jumped, you would jump extremely high. We kinda just did it for jokes, cause we weren't supposed to make that jump. So I had to stand on his feet, while he jumped, and we flew up to the ceiling before we fell down, landing on the last and final stage. It was really just for jokes, but we won the competition and a lot, and I told people afterwards that we had used that thing, which they seemed aware of, but it was all just... funny, in a way.

Later, I remember that I was suddenly standing somewhere about in the middle of the distance between my house and the school. I had no backpack or anything (other than clothes..) so I thought I had walked home from school without bringing any of my stuff home. But after some more thinking, I realised that I had sleep walked there, and spent some time being amazed how far I had sleep walked (I never sleep walk), and then after some more I realized that I just had to wake up. So I woke up, and sat up. But something felt wrong, so I turned on the bedlight next to me, but it wouldn't turn on, just in some distant, strange way. Then I realized again that this couldn't be real, and it was hard to make myself actually wake up, but when I did (suddenly waking up lying down) I knew I was awake.
Some time after I got to that point again, where I could tell before it happened that I would get sleep paralysis. People say that's impossible, but I changed position and stared at my chair in the room. It very often seems to be when I wish for something, or think in a certain way that I get sleep paralysis. The first time was some weird illusion though. My eyes was open all the time, and it must have been some sort of dream, cause I saw through the room, and at the same time it felt like I slid down from the bed and while looking up against the ceiling, I slid all the way over the room to my door, and opened it (while lying on my back, which isn't done in 1 second, and I can't even open doors if I'm not actually doing it). The vision was blended with the two things. I could see both at once with my eyes. Looking towards the chair or whatever, and sliding across the room. It didn't feel like anything else than a dream either.
I think I had another sleep paralysis afterwards, where I span around and around (like a rolling motion), but this might have been part of the first one, I'm not sure.
Not too long after, I got sleep paralysis again, the third(?) and last time and I knew it. I tried to do what I've always wanted to do in sleep paralysis. I felt the table next to me with my hand, and tried to recognize things. Some things were like my real table, but it seemed all to be something that I made up. The table had a hole in one of its legs. In real, that hole is on the other leg. I also felt the book on my table. But it was a huge pile of books, and with loose papers on top. When I got out of sleep paralysis afterwards, the book pile (which I already knew was there, it always is) was a lot smaller, and definitely no loose papers on top.

Later, had another dream. I was on our balcony, and it was like a big, huge rabbit (godlike) told me to write with a black painting brush thing, on the balcony floor, that the world was going to end in 3 hours (yeah, Donnie Darko huh? :D). I spent some time doing that, and I also took the time to draw a nice rabbit next to the words. I told my parents, and in a weird transition of the dream, they were eating breakfast on the balcony, sort of. I thought this was really illogical, and didn't quite understand that transition in the dream. But I told em what was gonna happen again ( I might have had a similar dream before) and to read what was written (it was as if either me or the rabbit had written it) on the balcony floor. I also asked my mom when the laundry was done washing or whatever it's called, because I needed the laundry machine thing in the process of saving the world. I had to do something with the moonlight and some weird thing I don't remember. I don't remember much more of that dream.

Another LOTR game scene

Always Lord of the rings huh!
So this time I think I was Legolas or Aragorn.. maybe I started out with Legolas. For some reason I was some kind of enemy (like I had done something wrong) to the fellowship and I was walking on my own some rooms away, in the mines of Moria, probably (I think I was first at my grandma's house and was gonna hide like that, but then it switched to Moria). There were some dark spots around in the corners, where there was no light. So I thought I could do like Fisher on Splinter Cell, and jump up to the ceiling and stand up between the walls in a corner and wait there. It was in a small hallway sort of. As expected a really really big mass of orcs or uruks came from the room which was below the stairs. I can remember dropping down from the roof at some time (in one of the big halls), in the middle of the huge crowd of maybe a thousand orcs, and fighting them. I could shoot fireballs and I could also seem to press some buttons like in a game so that he could shoot some special arrow and such. It was a mixture of a game and real. Eventually, the rest of the fellowship came, and we easily fought the orcs for actually a very long time. I might have been Aragorn at some point too, cause I can remember running around and finding weird misshaped swords, and carrying 3 at once as a new crowd of orcs came in. I tried to hand one of them to a guy in my class, what did he do there anyway? I can't remember the ending, but it was mainly just fighting and winning. The fellowship wasn't angry after that either. Woo!

Had another dream too, and I think it was just something about Mario, but I can't remember it clearly.

Weird killer + another killer

In the first dream, I was kind of in my school. I'm not sure what we were doing there, and I can't remember for sure who was with me, but I think it was... a man. Someone! It's unclear, but I think there might have been pictures, and lots of crowds for some event. Next thing in the dream, there was some killer there.. don't remember his look, but he was a man anyway. Me and the other person ran out the door (there are two exits, and we ran through the one to the left), and we ran down past some houses a long way. Of course, the killer was after us. We ran into someone's garden, and behind some fence-like thing close to the house. We then found a place where we could see the road, behind the corner of the house. We could see the killer walking to different places looking for us, and then the only place he hadn't looked, seemed to be where we were. We had a plan though. When the killer entered in behind the fence, we stood ready behind the corner with coconuts. We had one coconut each and we were gonna throw them at him. And we did. They obviously seemed to have an effect, more or less. And after we had thrown them at him, I think I either hit him or pushed him. We ran to the road again, and suddenly the person was Henrik, my friend, as if it was him all the time, and I can't remember anything futher from that scene. We had both figured out it was a dream though, and we went back to the school. I told people me and Henrik had had the same dream, and met each other and bla bla bla, but in HIS dream, he had run out the right exit door instead of the left, and done some different things. Then I can't remember more from that dream.


In the next dream I was in our neighbor's house. They weren't at home, and in some way it wasn't their house, but still in some way it was. There were two guys having a gun fight. I was observing the kitchen where one of them was. He said "We can find another way to solve this, we can talk through this." The other person seemed unnaturally frightened when they met up, because I thought he was the bad guy. I think they were both bad guys though. But the person who had been in the kitchen was a real douchebag. He didn't have his gun, but when they opened the kitchen door and met, he grabbed the gun of the other guy, in a "Come on..." like way. I thought he was gonna take it away from him and throw it away, so that neither of them had guns. BUT, what he did was: he held the other guy's gun, and forced it to point at the guy, cause he wouldn't let go, and fired and he probably died. I can't remember where he went or anything mroe than that, BUT there was more. The owner of the house (Geir) was lying on the floor next to their mantle. I thought he might have been shot, but than the dream changed and their cat was lying on the floor instead. I thought it was dead, so I ran down the stairs and called for Geir, the owner, and he came upstairs. But before or after that, I'm not sure, it seemed that the cat wasn't dead, even though it was shot in the head. It went up and walked and all, but had a bullet wound in the head. People came and took care of it though! :)

There was some more things to those dreams, but they're too hazy to recall. I can just remember how some places looked and such.

Another sp dream

I had some dreams tonight, but I don't have the energy to recall them, but I do remember dreaming that I had sleep paralysis (must have been a dream), and then falling to the floor. It would be impossible to really fall down from the bed, cause there's a table near my upper body. After I had fallen down to the floor, I did like many other times when I've had these dreams, and tried to touch as much as possible and "prove" AP to myself. I got up, and touched all the books on my table (they weren't that many, nor set up like that when I woke up later), I pulled the curtains, even turned on my computer and then I can't remember more. I just notice that I have many dreams about astral projection, but none of them happened, no details other than those that I specifically focused on, like those books.

AoE, running and SP

Had a lot of dreams this morning. Just hope I can remember them.
One of them was about me and my friend playing Age of Empires with a mixture of Battlefield, with a mixture of real life. We played against each other, and I made some things like in Age of Empires in my base, like workers, buildings, and in the end I built 2 airports. One of them seemed to make cars instead of planes, and that was slightly annoying. The other airport made planes, but... I don't know, honestly, why the plane was a red scissor. It was a red scissor like we have downstairs. In my dream it made perfect sense though, and it was my plane. My friend came over to my base, but then it was more like real life. He had a really silly superhero suit, and a big lid as a shield, and I looked at my table behind me for things to throw at him. I never really intended to hurt him though, I think, but I threw some knives carelessly and maybe a scissor. I either missed, or it didn't have any effect. Else I can just remember some thoughts I had, like.. It was totally unnecessary to build barracks (soldiers, not presidents), cause we could just attack with planes anyway.

Had sleep paralysis at some point after that, but was really uncomfy because of some cramp-like thing that can occur in my back. It's kinda hard to explain, but I'll just write it down. It's something I can make happen myself, and I discovered it when I was a little kid. Basically, if I just relax totally and concentrate on it, I can make the cramp thing come. At first I feel this weird, round itch in the back-muscles. Then if I let it come further, my back will twitch and it feels really weird. It never happens unless I want it to. BUT, in sleep paralysis, sometimes this happens. Since I almost can't move at all, the cramp-thing sometimes comes in my back, and it's hard to get rid of it. And I can't concentrate on sleep paralysis when I have to rid the cramp-thing at the same time. So, I just have to get loose of sleep paralysis. That's what happened today, and some other days.

In the next dream, I was running around in this town. I ran past many places that don't belong here, or don't belong at that place etc. I also ran past my music teacher at school several times, for some reason. After running for a while, I found my family and maybe some more eating ice cream at a table at a very illogical place. There's usually traffic around there, and it looked very different, but I knew where it was. So we sat down and shared ice cream, and my mom said "wow, this is a very family-moment, where we share all the ice cream in the box so accurately" (she didn't say exactly that, but that's about what she meant. She meant that since she and dad got the same amount of ice cream as us, this was a very dinner-like meal. The rest of the dream went to thinking about what I was gonna do next. Either wait for them to eat up, and then join them home probably, OR I could finish my run like I was supposed to and run home instead. The end!

Later, I had sleep paralysis again, and this time for real, with no cramp-thing. I dreamt while I was awake that I was listening to music on my mp3 player (Opeth - Deliverance, to be precise) and had sleep paralysis at the same time. The buzzing noise came, and overdubbed the music completely. After I had let the noise go all the way up, I could feel that I could move my arm. This time I thought "let's try to prove this to myself". So I moved my arm over to the bed lamp next to me. I could feel the switch and the wire and all that. I clicked it up, and down, and so on, but no lights came on, naturally. I think it's weird that I felt the switch and moved it if I can't affect anything in my astral body! While holding my hand at the switch, I tactically opened my eyes to get back to the real, and noticed my hand was under my blanket in a normal position. I don't realize the transition! At one moment I'm holding the wire next to me, and when I open my eyes, the same arm is lying down.

Ringzombies, mario, BFME and SP

Yesterday we watched Scary Movie 3, which was a parody of The Ring. It wasn't scary, and neither was the dream:

Everybody was supposed to beware of this crazy girl from The Ring (I haven't seen the movie, don't intend to). So she, or something like her, or just... something "dangerous" came home. Me and my friend were at home and we saw her go into the laundry room, which is right next to our entrance door. So I grabbed the door, once she or... IT was inside (I can't remember how it looked like, but it was more like a zombie), and held it back, so that it couldn't come out. It was strong though, but I was able to pull the door back until my friend came back. The zombiething's weakness was underwear. Yup. I told my friend to wrap underwear around his hands, and so did I, I guess. We beat the zombie with baseball bats and such, and it was pretty easy. It was immortal and all, but it worked, especially since it was afraid of underwear (boxers and such). We didn't get hurt, so I said "be right back" and went upstairs and found the most colorful T-shirt and put it on top of the one I was already wearing. This would increase the effect. The zombieringgirl didn't like this, and we kept hitting it with baseball bats. Later in the dream, my sister's boyfriend came towards our house. My sister was at home too. He said "Hey:D", and I said "beware of the zombie ^^" and hit it so hard that it flew over our flowerbed, which is quite far. I can't remember the transition, but suddenly my sister's boyfriend (Martin) was a zombie, and we were beating him with the baseball bats. She was a bit skeptical to that, but I said he wouldn't get hurt. Really, he's a great guy, and we knew he wouldn't get hurt, and wouldn't remain a zombie forever. Was kind of temporary!

Later this morning after falling asleep again, there was a quick dream about a Super Mario game, which my friend played. I have never seen any of those places, and they don't exist in the game or anywhere else, but still they seemed like I knew about them. I said "Aaa! That place is extremely annoying!" when I saw him jump out in a place with just lots of water, and picking up items.

After that, I dreamt that me and the same friend were playing The Battle For Middle Earth. We've used to play that a lot together. Somehow, we could control the same people at the same time. So we went to the enemy base real early and destroyed a building that created orcs really fast with just two troops. When we destroyed the building, there were almost no soldiers (archers) left, but we were happy just to have taken down that building. They were killed by towers that shot flaming arrows. Then suddenly, we noticed that we lost the whole game! It seemed that we had forgotten completely to pay attention to our own base, and it was destroyed without us noticing. Hmpf...!

Later when I was just lying down awake for a while, I noticed that I couldn't move. I thought "Finally, sleep paralysis, after so long :)". But I was in an uncomfortable position. My head was lying on both of my palms, and I felt a weird, uncomfy feeling in my shoulders area. Still, once I noticed that I was in sleep paralysis, the frequency went insane as usual, and I felt weird movement in my body. It was very long time since last time though, and I wasn't prepared, and was feeling uncomfortable, so I tried a bit to get free, but I also tried to remain unmoving, in case something exciting happened. When I opened my eyes, I just saw what I'd usually see, and after all I decided to try to get free. It was real heavy, but I managed to tip over a bit so that it was more comfortable, and then I just waited until it let go.

Shopping!

This morning I dreamt that me and my friend were shopping in a grocery store. We spent a good while just looking around for candy. I picked a few things I wanted, and was considering buying one more thing, but he said it wouldn't be necessary or something. He was buying stuff for over 1500 KR (270 dollars, or 180 euros) but I never saw what he bought in the dream. After a long and detailed search and estimation we went and paid for it. I paid with a 20 KR. The woman behind the cash register was one of our neighbors that we know. Also my friend's mother (who is also our neighbor) was suddenly around, and she asked the other neighbor if "someone" (I dunno who, but a it was a man) was still alive, which he was. There the dream ended, and I woke up thinking "what was the point with all that shopping when I didn't get to eat it..?! FOR NOTHING!!!"

Some shooting game.

This night was a mixture between dreaming that I was playing a game, and being in the game. That's very common for me though. So, there was different teams with their own color. At first it was more like a game that I tried, with respawning and all. It was a very confusing game, with weird weapons that you picked up and dropped and such. Later it became more like it was real, and I was much more stressed to survive. There were very big troops against us, and I can't remember this place in detail, or what happened. Later in the dream though, I was fighting some fat guy in a room. We were both empty for ammunition, and I had to resort to tossing my guns at him and hitting him and such. It was kind of slow motion, as usual in these fights, and very detailed attacks. As most others of these typical fights I have in dreams, he was really just knocked down and I couldn't completely defeat him. I can remember parts where I respawned to another team and such. But in the end of the dream I can remember that me and a girl from around here was playing the game. This was where the mixture of gaming and reality was. We were in a stone building, hiding, and shooting at the massive army outside that we were fighting. At some point, it was only her playing. But it was like being in the game. Then her phone called, it was her mom and she asked me to pick it up and hold it so that she could speak while shooting. She paused the game for a bit. But we were still there as if it wasn't in a game. After that we were both shooting out the door. We had very small chances of surviving. We went for cover again, and I started thinking that I would really like a big hug in case we'd die. I tried to tell her that, in the middle of the shooting, but it was apparently not the time for a hug, as we saw that really big numbers of enemies were shooting at us. I found some weird, small but long gun on the floor and hit some of them with it. I went from the right side of the door to the left, shooting one or two enemies, but thinking that I was getting hit in the legs. Didn't feel anything though, so from there it went back into a more gamish thing, and I had a HP bar instead of being actually hurt. Can't remember any further clear details. But I really wanted that hug...!

Hippogriffs!

A few nights ago, I dreamt that my sister had hippogriffs. We weren't at home, but I can remember parts of how the places looked like. Anyway, we were supposed to go to Folkestad (a place across the ocean in our hometown. In reality, there goes a ferry between) and we were gonna play cards, on the ice. There wasn't ice as far as I know though. We were planning to fly over with the hippogriffs, but for some reason we took a bus. The bus trip was quite detailed, I remember some place that we crossed. She was in the other end of the bus, and told me when we were there. At the end of the bustrip, we went out when we were at some cold winterplace at the roadside. From there we went up some hill and without entering a building really, there was kind of a hatch on a wall there, where people served ready dinner for everyone. For free! I was kinda curious what they would give me, but I can only remember that we now were inside a building, eating. I thought that this place would be a really easy way to get dinner for free. I can't remember much more of the dream, but we never went playing cards. There was definitely more about the hippogriffs though, before we went to this place, but I can't remember exactly what it was!

Sleep paralysis

Some nights ago, when I was sleeping on a mattress on the floor (my sister was at home, and she got to sleep in my insanely comfortable bed:) ). In the morning, after waking up, I started thinking OR consciously dreaming about someone sinking in ice. Well that's kinda unlikely... anyway, there was Legolas who fell down through the ice, went insane and shot arrows up, and I started figuring out what the fellowship could bother doing to get him up, but I wasn't putting much effort in it... Then it occured to me that I might finally get sleep paralysis, and I did. Boing! So I knew the guitar was right next to me. So I think the second time this happened (sleep paralysis happened two times in a row, sort of) I managed to move my hand over to the strings and play some open strings. That was weird, I thought it would be harder to move anything physical in sleep paralysis. Lately, I've mostly tried to move my astral body, instead of the physical body, and it has worked a few times. But lately, I've just had DREAMS that I'm wandering out of body around the house...!

Random, nothing special, friend's birthday.

Yesterday night I simply dreamt that one of my friend had a birthday party. He didn't live where he DOES live, really. So I biked up some roads to a house I didn't know, looked for the entrance and found them all eating something, even people who wouldn't normally in his birthday party. So I sat down and, the end.

I'm just gonna try to write down all dreams, even the short dreams like this.

Broken glass bottles and stuff!

2 days ago, in a dream:

I was waiting for my friend, after school. We were gonna walk home as usual. The surroundings weren't the usual though. While he was getting his backpack, I went into some room from the outside of the building. There were many people, not doing anything special, but when I said something... just something, I don't remember, the guy in the back row, started yelling something, over and over again, insanely... like SOMETHING violent against me, I honestly can't remember what it was. But he wanted the others to hurt or... CATCH me in some way, for what I had said. I know who the guy is, and he's never been violent, he's just kind of badass! So I remember saying something like "hah what are you honestly gonna do to me?:)" in a sarcastic-doubting way, finding it silly or ridiculous to beat me up or something.
The next thing I remember was crossing the road outside, without my friend, and then I was sitting down on a small bench or just a randomly placed unclear seat somewhere near. The guy who had been shouting like a maniac broke glass bottles on my head. Many times! And he poked me with the remainings afterwards, making wounds and all kinds of. I then later went home, all beaten up, and there me and some friends were planning to play instruments or something. I can only remember that I half expected them to feel a bit sorry for me, but that's pretty much what I can remember.

Okaaaaaay, wait what?

Less than 30 minutes ago, when I was waking up this morning, I had an experience that definitely has gotta be one of the strangest conscious experiences so far...
First I was dreaming something else, something normal... then suddenly the dream changed. I'll explain the dream and the story first, then I'll explain the experience.
There was a man in his apartment or something. And he had a puppy dog and probably a mother or father dog. At the same time I was told or... I just dreamed at the same time something with a chicken cage, and about catching chickens, or trapping them. Then the whole thing changed in a way, and the dream got a slightly new perspective. Now I was watching it as a video on youtube, where "a riduclous man had tried to tell his dog in the middle of the night about those chickens, by going around and barking outside the house on all his fours."

Here's what happened. Suddenly I was wide awake, lying in my bed, watching across the room. At the same time I guess there was sleep paralysis, but I didn't try to move since I just assumed it was there. So there was insane wild high pitched noises in my head going around, and a really strange, strange sound. It's very hard to describe that sound, but I definitely heard it. It was like... the sound of a train passing by in very bad quality, and you are right next to the sound source, so there was just noise really... this noise felt as it came from my stomach, and there was also a strange feeling from my stomach. Probably because: At the same time as all this happened, I was suddenly the puppy dog, barking loud at my dog mother. I tried to tell her that catching chickens was bad, or whatever it was I tried to tell her. I just know that it had something to do with chickens and catching. I could see the dream and I could see across the room at the same time, and it felt like this whole thing was forced upon me. It just happened out of the blue. I never really panicked, I've had one or two similar experiences before, so I just told myself to stay calm and let the thing play out.

Trying to TRICK myself in my dreams huh?

This morning was full of weird dreams!
In the first one, me and a friend met another friend at a bus stop, and we were gonna watch a movie at her house. We actually concluded we'd watch Funny Games (again), but first we went into a room. There was this little puppy running back and forth, and everytime it turned around or made a new run, it ran really fast without moving.. like in cartoons where you see someone running after each other and when they cross corners, they stand still at one spot while the feet are running, before they can run again! That was so insanely funny for me to watch though, so I started laughing really hard. Fell onto a table from laughing.. can't remember laughing so hard ever since we watched Hot Rod, the scene where he falls in the woods...
I woke up quite cheerfully and fell asleep again later.
Suddenly we were once again preparing for the war in the second lord of the rings movie, somewhere in my town. Me and my friend thought we'd go find a backup knife, in case we'd need it. I found a bread/meat knife, but I can remember it ended up being a... dunno the english word. I put it in my pocket in my shirt, but it fell right through, to the ground... seemed like it was one of those skirts you use when you bake in the kitchen. Anyway, I found a way to solve it, somehow. Next thing I can remember was entering a grocery store, but it was closed. Still, I was in there and I found some tools on the ground. When I went further in, I saw some people from school (really innocent-kind-of people I don't really know). I asked "Did you guys break in here?". Seems like they had. I just gave them the tool I had found, and left the store since there was no one to pay for whatever I was planning to buy.

The next dream was the confusing one. After reading a lot astral projection tips, and after thinking to myself "It's too long since I've had sleep paralysis now...", I had a dream about it.
In the dream: I was lying in my bed, got sleep paralysis, and went out of my bed with my astral body, which felt 100% like my real one. I couldn't see anything, but started picking up papers from my desk and put them on the floor, moving objects around to see if it made any difference when I opened my physical eyes in my bed. Everytime I woke up, I got into a new paralysis, and once again went out of my body. The second time, I put the CD-player onto the bed. And none of it had happened when I woke up in the dream. After several more times, I started walking around in my room, and now I could see even my eyes were closed. This was an interesting feeling, even it was just a dream. I went into my sister's bedroom (she doesn't live at home, and wasn't there either) and tried to look where things were positioned. I saw some kind of statue-pot.. big thing on the floor there. However, when I woke up (yes, it's all in the dream) and went there, it wasn't there, but there was something slightly similar positioned somewhere else. After a lot of such things and thoughts, I was once again walking in my room, out of body and my dad entered the room. He couldn't see me and started talking. So I opened my eyes, and woke up and heard him say something really unimportant about a beef he and mom had eaten last night with a friend or something... I didn't go back to sleep paralysis in the dream after that, and I can only remember REALLY waking up, realizing it was all just a dream. None of the things I had seen in the dream were real, and I had skipped tons of details, even though some parts of the dream was very real feeling. And that's pretty much it for today!

Funny Dreams

Notice the title, yesterday me and my friends saw Funny Games U.S. That was a really special movie, and I had a dream about it this morning of course!
It wasn't a bad dream really, but it's quite clear... I was the boy like in the movie and the dad and I was in the kitchen, a long time after the movie plot, just that he was alive. So then I looked out the window and noticed somebody pass by, and instantly thought "here they come again, seems like we're gonna die after all". The father just sat in the kitchen chair waiting because he knew there was no escape. In a mixed sense of the father leaving the kitchen, but still being there, I hurried to lock two doors leading to the kitchen as I saw one of the guys in the entrance door. I hid behind some clothing in the kitchen to a wall, waiting, half knowing that they would easily find me and could break through. Suddenly one of them came from a door I wasn't aware of and set up a game. They would be in a room in the house and we were allowed to use knives, and they'd be allowed to use guns. So the next part of the dream I was finding the sharpest knife, asking the dad which one to use. He didn't seem to care though and was really worried about this.. So we went to the bathroom which was in an extremely long corridor, and I was guessing we were gonna get shot through the window or something, because they were hiding somewhere there... However, as I looked back through the corridor, I could barely see them in some room far away, so they detected me and came towards me. The focus was first on one guy as I can remember, when he close enough I tossed the knife at him, which had no effect and he said "Well you only hit my arm" as the knife bounced off him. The father was out of the dream focus, and I was now having a really realistic two versus one-fight, fighting with what seemed to be pillows or wrapped sleeping bags... in other words, something soft but solid. I can remember me dodging several hits, and hitting them both with whatever I was hitting them with, but it felt very much like... as if two brothers decided to gang up on you, and you manage to get the advantage somehow! And that was all there was to that dream...

LOTRL

HEY, tonight I had a weird dream. I wish I would have the opportunity to write it this morning because then it was all much more clear.

Anyway, so it was somehow in my house, and in another way in some bigger public building. It was the war like in Lord of the Rings: Two Towers... again. (Yes I've had that war quite many times, in fact) Before the enemy was there, we were outside, in my garden (but at the same time an imaginary place) and we could see someone in the distance. There was a humoristic touch to the dream when we first saw just a row of maybe 30-40 people coming from far behind (there would in real life be a garden fence seperating us and the neighbors), but as they got closer we saw that there were thousands of others coming far behind them again...
So in the dream I really was scared, because we were all expected to fight... it was really some school purpose, like an event for school where you had to stay. So I made the decision myself that I would not fight, but I would instead stay and guard inside my house/public big building. I told my father (but he was just like a character.. not in a father role) that I didn't just want to go out there and die, I had so much to live for, so much to achieve in my life. And I was really feeling fear in that dream, haha. So when the war started (the battlefield was between my garden and where the fence would normally be) I was inside in some corridors. I picked some weird formed sword, and I could see 2-3 enemies coming in. It was fairly easy to fight them, but it seemed that I really had to stab them a lot and convincing for them to really die. It was like they didn't really care. I did this with about 2 orcs (yeah they were orcs) before another orc came and tossed a grenade into the room I was in. So I ran out, still way too easy, and finished him too.
The next part of the dream seemed to be some floors higher up. I still had kind of a fighter instinct, and all I had in my hands was a water mug. Seems like the orcs in that room was stupid and didn't care about anything. But I sliced off their heads with that water mug (well in fact, first it was an axe, but later a water mug) o_O. In fact, most of the orcs seemed to be standing in line so that they could get some kind of soup that was served. And I went around randomly and cut off their heads as they were passing by now and then. Very unlike my real nature. And it didn't make sense that they were not caring, in the middle of a war. There seemed to be other humans too, just standing around. A bit afterwards I got into another room, still with kind of a war instinct. But it turned out that there was just people, and it was actually someone I slightly know (can only remember a few).

In the next part of the dream, it was as if the war hadn't started yet and I was back to that scared state. But then when I peeked outside there wasn't any fighting. But it was like the leader from each side was talking to the other (now the fence was seperating them). This time the enemy wasn't orcs, but I THINK they might have been things like busses, and eiffeltowers and weird stuff. I think the conflict was that they didn't know where to get some kind of food. That part is very unclear, I think I was slightly waking up in this stage, but still kept dreaming as I became a bit more conscious. I was for some reason still very afraid, standing on our balcony watching the guys discuss things, and wanted the "schoolday" to end so that it was ok for me to go home (whaaat, I was at home, but still I wasn't). Soon, some kind of Yoda came from behind and walked slowly down the stairs from the balcony...

I can't remember any more after that, but I had the same kind of worried feeling even after waking up and going to the bathroom... kind of a bad mood, but still kinda amazed at the weird dream. If I'd had this blog earlier, I would have written down some similar dreams with even funnier endings. But I'm gonna focus on the dreams that I have after I made this blog.

Sleep paralysis madness:)

GREETINGS.
I'll just paste in ANOTHER post I wrote on Steve Pavlina's forum. This happened this morning.

"This morning was an interesting morning. I was very rested, in bed around 10 or something in the morning. I was lying on my stomach when the first sleep paralysis popped up. I was very conscious, with my eyes closed, and I started to think of things that could help me progress to astral projection. Each sleep paralysis take didn't last for too long, but it happened around 7 times in a row, with just a few seconds between each time.
Usually during sleep paralysis (lately) I've started floating or rotating dynamically, with my eyes closed, but I haven't seen anything. So today when I had sleep paralysis so much, I experimented a lot! I discovered that I was able to move, but it was very heavy. Started with my feet, trying to do something. I also tried to mentally THINK "I wanna have an astral projection", "I want to fly" and telling them that I'm ready for it. Didn't seem to have an effect though. I had also read that I could "teleport" to somewhere else. So I imagined a place (I've never been there before, but it's in my town, a place I've seen that I really want to explore) but nothing happened.
THEN, I came to think of something I'd read Erin say in some post from some topic. (I'm pretty sure it was Erin who said it) The vibrational sound in your head is your astral body seperating. So when I let the sound go insane up to a really high pitch, I decided to move over to my back. It was kinda heavy, but it was 100 % the feeling of moving my real body. I could feel the bed I was moving in (I couldn't take my hand through it though..) and I managed to get over, lying on my back (eyes closed). It was exactly like doing it with my physical body. I was also very unsure if this would work. So when I opened my eyes, I found that (to my relief) my eyes were staring the other way, where I had first gone into sleep paralysis. That's a really weird feeling, when you think you're looking straight up, cause your body is turned that way, and then you open your eyes and look towards your pillow. I was immediately back to my physical body, out of sleep paralysis, when I had opened my eyes.

I think this is the farthest I've ever progressed when it comes to sleep paralysis and astral stuff...-"

Weird coincidence!

Heyhey! This happened 3 days ago, the 16th of September!

I'll just paste in what I wrote in Steve Pavlina's forum:

"...- First dream:
Some 17- or 18-year old guy was a doctor. Me and SOMEONE else was there with him... in the first part of the dream I was discussing drums with someone I know, and in the second part of the dream, I and this SOMEONE found out that the 18-year old doctor really wasn't a doctor, after hearing him speak secretly to himself. So it ended up with me watching this SOMEONE beat him up brutally for trying to trick us. Hm...!

Next dream:
It was as if me and some friends were watching a movie, and the dream WAS the movie. Two guys were in a gunfight, and just before the bad guy was about to shoot the other guy, the bad guy got shot from behind 6 or 7 times... the funny thing though, was that while he was being shot, he said "AAA THOSE BULLETS WERE JUST SLIGHTLY HEAVIER THAN MINE"... while being shot. We laughed at that, and in fact, it was so funny that I woke up from the dream smiling, in sleep paralysis. It was a very weak sleep paralysis though, so I didn't manage to float up.

Final, and the important, silly dream:
I was sitting in our car, outside our garage, in the secondary seat. I was probably waiting for something, I don't know. Anyway, this young boy came and started to bicycle around the car... Since there was little space from the car to the garage, it was a bit harder everytime he tried to squeeze in between. So next thing I remember, is that he was really a spider, and I was outside talking to the spider. Just a small, ordinary harmless spider (you know, those that can't make webs... they just have long, thin feet really). After talking to it a bit, I think, he went to the edge of our parking space (there's a little drop down to a stony/grassy place) and jumped off... And it's hard to explain this, but he landed on the song "By the Way" by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Don't ask me how, but he landed on top of the song, and that's all there was to that. The spider crawled into a seashell which was its home. The next thing I can remember was that I was talking to it again on the parking space, and suddenly it didn't want to talk anymore and crawled into our garage. I seemed not to care really, but it was kinda friendly. My dad and some guys came into the garage and started doing stuff, like hitting some walls with shuffles. In one way I thought of the spider, but in another way I knew it wouldn't be hurt, cause they weren't looking for it I think.

Now, that was the end of the dream, but once I woke up, I found the same type of spider crawling on my arm and I semipanicked and brushed it off me. It was the first time in my life I've woken up finding a spider. No worries though, I got my mom and she let it out the window. I'm against killing of insects, and I'm very afraid to touch them.

I thought it was a funny coincidence though, but in some way, it's the first time I can remember a clear dream about a spider replacing a boy on a bike, and waking up to the feeling of a spider walking on me!"